Secretary to Psychologist: Doctor, there is a patient here who thinks he is invisible.
Psychologist: Tell him I can't see him right now.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
i never penne so sad
1. Deja vu
Deja vu is an experience of having seen or experienced a new situation previously. It feels like if the event has already happened before. The experience is usually accompanied by a strong sense of familiarity and a sense of paradox or bizarre. The…
so I was curious and think it’d be a great idea to compare each letters together….
look what I got,
GRYFFINDOR
it’s because we have nothing to compensate for B-)
#crying oh man I just love how he picks up the mouse like WHAT IS THIS????
lmfao i love him he’s such a mess.




